~ Hey Y'all.. I Just Wanted to Say..~

 Thanks,

 for bein' my friend!

Love, Your Friend....

Skippy



~ Good Golly Miss Molly...~

 Agrees with me!
Little Brothers are so annoying.....
Let's back up just a titch....
Little man comes to me and says...
"Mom, what can I do?... I'm Bored..."
What do you want to do?.....
"I don't know... Something different..."
Okay.... How bout you groom the dogs... Since I do it all the time, you could help me out and tend to it this time..? That would be a great help!

Volunteer #1..... If she only knew!

Open wide..........Hold lip out of the way!

Hold lip out of the way! Little Man, Hold the lip up and you can see better....

Not smash her eyeballs out!  Notice the Infant sized tooth brush he chose......

Now the other side..... Love the look on her face!

Plughhhhhhh....... who said it taste like chicken?

Hey Little Man!
They need a bath too!
Thanks,
Love Mom............ Yep, I have way to much fun with them!

~ Hey Toilet Paper!... "Whatcha Doin"... ~

I answered the phone and.....
That's the first question I get asked.
My reply?......
Hey Douche Bag! My back hurts and No I won't cut your hair.....
But glad you asked anyway!

Mind you, this a typical conversation between me and my younger brother...
He's had this fetish with calling me this since, I think like forEver! and one must know, that he has constantly for years, asked for a haircut "Every Single Time He Calls!" and the Douche Bag joke goes with stating.....
Ancient Family Secret! Just note, It fits....

Okay Joel, I'm sorry let me start again... Huh Hummm... 
Hello Joel, when would you like your head butched?

..............awkward silence..............

Golly Sis,
I was just wandering if you would be home tomorrow and could you come and pick me up?

What's up Joel?

I wrecked my truck.........

WHAT? You Okay???

I wrecked my truck.........They towed it off the mountain but I need a ride, can you do it?

How'd you manage that Joel?     (Ever ask those kind of ?'s)
You never answered.... You Okay?

I don't know, I was only going about 5 miles an hour when it happened....

Seriously....... "Does he think I'm Blonde?"

No.... He just thinks my name is "Toilet Paper"

He still swears "This Happened at 5 Miles an Hour"

Okay, so I guess the Douche Bag had a witness...
Seems as though he Was only doing about 5 miles an hour.
The road crew had just layed a pipe across the road and spread the remainder of the dirt across the top.
I say Dirt Loosely, turns out, under the road base was clay and it had just rained! Had this happened two turns up the mountain, he would have went over a cliff......

Hey Bud, I'd be happy to!
and while I have you hostage in my home, you WILL make my camera Quit barking, Every Time I Take A Picture!
You do remember me telling you how annoying that is, right?
Douche Bag!

By the way, DB, it's "Tissue Paper" Thank You very much!

TP....(Tisha)

footnote.......

 Aren't little Brother's supposed to grow up and leave you alone?
or at least, get married and pick on their wives instead?

~ Call it Stubborn ' If You Must... ~

Mabey it's the "Southern Gal" in me?
and then again I could just be Stubborn.....

I'm having a really hard time giving up the Green!
The Bright, Light ,Springy,
It's gonna' be warm today Green.........Sigh.......


So a Girls gonna do what a Girl wants to do!
Be a little Stubborn....

Think Green Baby!
Think Fuzzy, Warm and Cuddly Green.....

Wait a minute! 
Where is it?

{{{{{ SKIPPY }}}}}

Put it back.... Now!

Pweeze o' Pweeze can I have it?...................
PWEEEEEZE?


Skippy ' NO ONE can have it,
if you don't leave it alone.
Because, I can't sew it if you DON'T!

My perspective on'
Snugglin' up With a Wrangler Butt!
Well ... at least one of them...........

Y'all have a Good Day now!
Tisha

~ What's in Your Closet? ~

I was diggin' around mine this mornin'
NO....I didn't find any skeletons....

I did find a box,
A box I had forgotten about...
This box contained some things my Mother had gave me a while back.
Things that I had forgotten about.....

This box of things,
Things that I had forgotten about.....
 Things that had belonged to my Nana,
Nana was my maternal Grandmother.

I think I'm a lot like my Nana.
I like these things too...
She collected things she loved.
I do too!
She sewed.
I do too!
She loved to read.
I do too!
She quilted.
I do too!
I think I could get carried away........

So.............How about you?

Are you like my Nana too?

If anyone out there knows anything about this little guy, Please tell me!

I've been lookin' for information and have not had any luck...

Either way I'll be keepin' him!

He's family, Y'all understand...

That's why I decided to let him out of the closet today!

Hey Skippy!

Come on up here and meet your Brother......

What's his name?...

Y'all know where this is headed......

Tisha



~ Happy Anniversary Mr Fix-It ~

Today's our day,
No cookin' for me today!
Even though I woke up to a new 6 quart Lodge pot!
Thanks Love!

Just wanted you all you know why I love him so much......

Because I love this and he lets me!

Love U Mr Fix-It,
Love you so much!

ps.....so do all the critters!

Love,
Me

~ It's Better than I Expected... ~

That's coming from the gal that thinks up these wacky ideas....
Ideas like......

It's COOL...
It's Huge....

and It's the Perfect Place for Bionical Wars!

A.K.A......... Barnacle Wars!

PS.. Mr Fix-It Laughed! and the sander is fixed..... 

only to be used with supervision...Sigh.....

Guess it's time to sew!

Tisha and Barnacle Boy.....

~Ooohh.... I Got Some Splainin' to Do! ~

Hello my name is Tisha,
 and I have a "Power Tool Fess-Up.."

I don't know what Mr Fix-It's gonna say about this one!

My Philosophy is, "Milwaukee" should build this......

With anti-chew cords!

Chewd' it right up and wouldn't spit it out fer' nothin'......

Drats.....

How in pray tell am I gonna splain' this??

Honey, Skippy didn't mean to, it was an accident.. 

He sweared! Really!

 

I have proof he was involved!

Skippy and the Shadow Dancer.........

sorry, got carried away.....

Okay, I promise not to sell Skippy out.... I'll fess up..

After all that's why I call him Mr Fix-It!

He can fix ANYTHING!



It all started with this old barn door...

And is lookin' more like this now......

This is the hard part now. I have to set this aside and groom tomorrow... Sigh......

This is for the sewing room.

 A friend gifted me three doors. One is leaned against the living room wall and this one is to find it's new purpose as my Fabulous New Cutttin' Table!

Ahh-Laa......Primitive Style!

Y'all pray for me now,

I'm gonna need it!

Tisha

Disclaimer.....

Only one power tool was slightly damaged in the makin' of this here table...

Everything else went real well!

Yeah.....